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Dear Ines, you're probably impatient because I haven't written to you in so long.
But I've been through some things lately, and I just haven't been able to write.
As compensation, I'm going to tell you some more stories that are going to heat you up with absolute certainty.
I'm sure you'll accuse me of exaggeration again, but I can quote our mutual friend Anja over and over again.
If the story's hot, it doesn't really matter if it happened the same way or a little different.